abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here